Simonne – yeah, that crossed my mind too. And obviously yours too, Paul.
Amuirin, you have a twisted mind – don’t change!
And, Dok, I am trying so hard to be worried but that image of yours just stays with me (and it’s kind of OK…)
You want to avoid people who really get their teeth into their work. On the other hand, someone who tends to be tongue in cheek would probably have some skill. Above all, you want someone who’s ready and willing to mouth off.
Yeah, there’s nothing quite like that satisfying “Splitch!” as teeth break the skin of a thick, juicy frankfurter and all the salty juices inside, already in an agitated state after a minute in the microwave, just spray all over your mouth…
what, nobody else cooks their hot dogs by microwave? that reminds me, I’m out. I gotta get to the store.
Anything that can happen to a hot dog in someone’s mouth can happen to a penis. I will not go into details on how I learned this, suffice to say it cost me my appetite for oral sex.
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July 23, 2007 at 12:29 am
And god forbid, Lockjaw.
July 23, 2007 at 6:22 am
Stuttering might be something one could become addicted to.
Compulsive teeth grinders are another matter, though.
July 23, 2007 at 1:07 pm
it’s the people with the corndog-eating-contest trophies you need to worry about.
July 23, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Hmm, methinks a stutterer might be rather good at it…
July 23, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Simonne – yeah, that crossed my mind too. And obviously yours too, Paul.
Amuirin, you have a twisted mind – don’t change!
And, Dok, I am trying so hard to be worried but that image of yours just stays with me (and it’s kind of OK…)
July 23, 2007 at 3:20 pm
It’s better if you remove your dentures first.
July 23, 2007 at 4:54 pm
You want to avoid people who really get their teeth into their work. On the other hand, someone who tends to be tongue in cheek would probably have some skill. Above all, you want someone who’s ready and willing to mouth off.
July 31, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Yeah, there’s nothing quite like that satisfying “Splitch!” as teeth break the skin of a thick, juicy frankfurter and all the salty juices inside, already in an agitated state after a minute in the microwave, just spray all over your mouth…
what, nobody else cooks their hot dogs by microwave? that reminds me, I’m out. I gotta get to the store.
July 31, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Dok – I’m not sure if I’ve just lost my appetite for frankfurters or oral sex…
August 1, 2007 at 2:36 am
Anything that can happen to a hot dog in someone’s mouth can happen to a penis. I will not go into details on how I learned this, suffice to say it cost me my appetite for oral sex.